Hello, my name is Pirahna. I’m going to post a photo today since Lynn is at her parent’s house today spending time with a family that doesn’t understand her. She’s probably having awkward conversations. They probably think she is stupid because when they ask her “so what’s new in your life?” she nonchalantly says “not much. work and stuff” (and yes, I’m sure she says it all in lower case letters too). She doesn’t think they would understand if she started talking about the projects she is doing, the work that she does, the ideas that she has. Actually, she KNOWS they won’t understand, because she has tried before and was received with confusion or statements like “you’re weird….. well, if THAT makes you happy” you get the point. She’s tired of trying to break down racism, sexism, homophobia, classism, etc to them.
Okay, enough about her. She didn’t even clean my litter box before she went. I used to be called Mr. Kitty and I used to live with Bess, but she moved to Thailand and didn’t take me with her and for that I’m extremely jealous! She left me here in Wilmington while her and Sean have all the fun! I was renamed Pirahna because out of frustration, I spontaneously bite people, especially when they are petting me and being nice to me. I am just trying to teach them to be on their toes.
Lynn loves me a lot and she knows it. I’m all up in her internetz today.